the Eight Stages of Getting a Parking Ticket:
- Curiosity. Wha's this on my windshield?
- Surprise. It's a parking ticket!
- Indignation. I can't believe they gave me a parking ticket.
- Outrage. This isn't fair.
- Resistance. I'm going to fight this ticket.
- Activism. I'm going to get the guy who issued this ticket fired. And then I'm going to expose this unjust system that targets innocent tax-paying citizens and takes their money to fund useless government bureaucracy and pork.
- Analysis. You know, I have a lot of other things going on in my life right now that are more important than fighting this ticket.
- Acquiescence. I'll just pay the stupid thing and be done with it.
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